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Well…here’s how it all went down. My family has been watching what they eat for awhile now which has put a serious cramp in my sporadic baking experiments. They want healthy, low-fat options or they won’t eat it. I have been sticking with making kale and chard smoothies (which deserve an entire post of their own…and will get one) but, let’s be honest, how many of those can you consume and not want to hurl the class across the room? (7…actually you kind of want to do it after the third one, but you don’t actually go for it until the 7th.)
SO, the weather turned cool, we had a light dinner, and I decided to bake something that both tasted good and was healthy.
That’s how I decided on chocolate zucchini bread.
Here is how it was supposed to look:
Here is how it actually looked:
Granted, it doesn’t look THAT bad. But it was.
The bread actually LOOKED amazing! While it was baking anyway. The ingredients seemed to be the logical components of a healthy but tasty bread. The batter blended together beautifully, the exact right amount filled the pan…but something went very wrong somewhere along the way. The smell was the first indication that something was off. That and the fact that 80% of my recipes are fails.
I have never seen people so angry as when I took the bread out of the oven. Not disappointed…angry. We had all been watching and waiting for the bread to be done for an hour and 15 minutes. It should have been 45 minutes, but it was still gooey at that point, so I left it for another 15 minutes, then another 15 minutes after that. It was STILL gooey. And it smelled bad. And it tasted bad. Maybe it was the zucchini. Maybe the yogurt. Maybe the applesauce. Maybe the fact that I left out one of the eggs and all of the oil. (That’s actually probably it.)
All in all, I wasted about $11, 2 hours of my time, and 100% of my family’s patience. But this won’t stop me from trying new recipes!! (Ahem, romaine and artichoke smoothie is next on the list…stay tuned for that post!!)